My Books

The Big Book of Pun-ishment: A Diverse Collection of Original Jokes, One-Liners, and Punchlines


Andrew Blitman is a writer who loves science, history, and poetry. This is his first joke book (and hopefully not his last). Some of his other works include “Birthright 2012: A Voyage into the Heart and Soul of Israel” and “Wild Writers: The Animal World’s Greatest Poets”. You can read more of his works on

The Emperor and the Swan: And Other Short Story Poems


This poetry collection is my fifth anthology and my 12th book. It contains the best longform fiction poems I have written to date, condensing all of my short stories into a single volume.

The Anthology Anthology: The Grand Gallery of Poetry and Art


“The Anthology Anthology” is the ultimate compilation of my poems and visual artwork, organized by format and genre (brevity, haiku, short story, etc.), and also according to the themes that they share (history, nature, romance, etc.). This book is the core collection of my life’s work, making it effectively an encyclopedia or portfolio of my entire creative career to date. I hope that you enjoy it!

The Condensed Poetry Anthology

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This book is an extensive compilation of poetry. The goal is to consolidate them in one place for easy reference and creative depth. Without further ado, here are the poems that most defined the first ten years of my writing career.

Birthright 2012: A Voyage into the Heart and Soul of Israel


“Birthright 2012” is a personal account of my voyage throughout Israel. The outer story incorporates humor, science, history, and my own observations as I explore the land. It should appeal to the armchair traveler who would like to experience the country but is unable to and also to anyone who would like to learn more about this bastion of democracy in the Middle East. Beneath this outer story there exists an inner story. Filled with humor, philosophy, and poetry, this underlying aspect of the book follows my own personal voyage to self-awareness. “Birthright 2012” chronicles the daily activities of my University of Miami Birthright trip to Israel. Each chapter highlights a single day’s events, activities, and sights. The book is chock-full of deep personal insights, light humorous anecdotes, witty observations, and scientific and historical facts. I hope you will follow me on my journey through the Land of Milk and Honey.

Wild Writers: The Animal World’s Greatest Poets

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Why read this book? Because everybody – from the cosmic to the microscopic – has a story to tell. I have always wanted to know what goes on inside the heads of animals. Poetry was the tool that made this possible. “Wild Writers” allows us to have imaginary conversations with our pets and other creatures and empathize with them.

Who knows? We might end up learning new things along the way.

Wild Writers, Volume 2: Portraits and Poems from the Animal Kingdom 

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Read the second installment for the same reason as the first, with new creatures in the mix. Coming soon to Amazon is Wild Writers, Volume 2. Are you ready?

Wild Writers, Volume 3: Voices in Peril 

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The third installment focuses on endangered plants and animals from around the world. Their voices are significant, too. Read this book to learn about the Giant Sequoia, the Ganges River Shark, Welwitschia, and many other species that share our planet.

A Multifaceted Comparison of Highly Migratory Species Regulation in the Caribbean (the United States, the Bahamas, and Jamaica)

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My Masters Project in Marine Affairs, that assesses and compares the conservation policies that protect billfish – marlin, sailfish, and swordfish – in the United States, the Bahamas, and Jamaica. Through the use of ArcGIS (Geographic Information Systems) and a matrix/checklist of 78 distinct criteria, I determine which of the three countries could serve best as a model for highly migratory species regulation in the English-speaking areas of the Caribbean region. In July 2015, I presented my findings at the ESRI (Environmental Systems Research Institute) User Conference in San Diego, before an international audience.

Meet the Author

Andrew Blitman


Andrew Blitman is an author and artist who likes to draw and write poetry and science articles. He can be contacted via e-mail at