Jokes about Animals
These jokes are original and are an excerpt of my book, "The Big Book of Pun-ishment". Let the humor begin!
Mother Elephant
This poem is an excerpt from my book, "Wild Writers: The Animal World's Greatest Poets"
150 Pokémon: A Virtual WordPress Painting Exhibit
This portfolio of Pokémon art is the culmination of a personal project that I enjoyed undertaking. I hope you like these works as much as I savored creating them. All […]
Biology 101 Is Now in Session
The following poem discusses the dangers of Darwinism if it is taken too far: How social Darwinism promotes eugenics. This poem is not meant to be taken literally. It was also inspired by Langston Hughes’ poem, “Cultural Exchange”.
The Emperor and the Swan
Emperor Sho-Fu always walks with his dear friends in the willow groves, where the koi swim by, where cygnets gather aside, to receive his gifts from the water’s edge, where […]
Methuselah, Voice of the Forest
Part One The world is a forest, Its trees reverberating with chatter. The sounds that compose the background Loudly scream their slants, Repeating until all the animals and plants Are […]
“The Wise Manta”, from “Wild Writers: The Animal World’s Greatest Poets”
Jet-black wing-shaped fins Give this manta strength to fly Above the water As king of the proudest fish That reign over Earth In trust with nature. My charisma […]
"Mamba"
This poem is an excerpt from my book, “Wild Writers: The Animal World’s Greatest Poets”. It’s time to samba, To dance with a black mamba. We’re done; I bit you. […]
Andrew Blitman -- Author & Artist 