THIS JUST IN
Mineral-rich space balls (no Dark Helmet)
Circle (well, oval) the Asteroid Belt
Between Mars and Jupiter.
Asteroids care only about themselves,
Visiting us to shower (only once)
And then go streaking across the sky.
Other complaints include:
1. Poor communication skills – These rocks often pass by our planet without saying hello or goodbye.
2. Callous excuses – Meteors would rather vaporize themselves than breathe our air. X_X
3. They take things too literally when it comes to impacting their communities.
If you happen to see a meteor in your area, call your local Space Force officers immediately.